That was me last night. As the story goes, I challenged my neighbor to a foot race down the street. We set off on our race and I was winning (to the surprise of everyone) Then the pavement said "Hey lets get to know each other a little better". Things didn't go so well for me in this little meeting. My big toe on my right foot is missing quite a large bit of flesh. My left knee and shoulder are mainly scraped up. I apparently got a little bonk on the head. (explains the headache) And lastly, my left hand (main point of impact) is swollen and badly bruised. I just got back from the Care Now place where they are most helpful. So I know nothing is broken. It just hurts like hell. So yeah, this was the stupid thing I did on the forth. And yes, there was drinking involved. A word to the wise, When challenging a friend to a race. Do in the daylight and sober. Things will likely work out better for everyone that way. The score as of now: Man- 0 Pavement- 1
As for the conclusion of the race. I predict being the winner in the rematch. Maybe we'll have our rematch on the grass instead of the pavement.
Hope you had a good laugh at my stupid moment. I too kinda laugh about it now but it still hurts. I just took my pain killer drugs and now I'm off for nap time. Be careful out there. Being on the "gimp" list sucks.
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um, drinking and running? Yeah not a good combo. Oh and I love the new tag line, "dumbass".
Glad you're okay and that the hand isn't broken, we were worried when we first heard.
~ Wolf Lover Girl
I can't realy say that I've never done anything stupid while I was drunk, but in this case it seems that someone did not respect the beer.
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